Flappy Bird is dead. Rejoice! 5-f*cking-1?!?!?!? A 64 year-old man fell quite badly at Liverpool Lime Street Station. Instead of people to help the elderly man up, they took pictures. That man is Arsene Wenger. http://www.whenwillmanunitedwinagame.com Sochi Winter Olympics has started for all of those that care. That probably means just your snowboarding cousin. NekNomination […]Read more "A Post About Nothing"
It’s 2014. Piers Morgan still has a platform. How have we allowed this? Nick Griffin is declared bankrupt. Meanwhile, a Polish foreman needs an assistant. It’s 2014, can we slap all ill-informed adults who take twerking seriously, with a wet fish? We can still continue to laugh at the misfortunate commenters on The Daily Mail […]Read more "A Post About Nothing – First of 2014"
I’m back after a stint off due to a paying job taking preference. Today is Monday. R.I.P Paul Walker. Have you ever watched egg porn? Fair play to Tom Daley, although we kinda knew already pal. Amazon Drones? I really hope an employee loads it with a package of dog shit and drops it over […]Read more "A Post About Nothing – 2nd December"
It was a bit windy yesterday wasn’t it? Russell Brand gave the world his view on the current political system and how it needs a revolution. He didn’t detail when, how, where this will occur but he said it will happen. There was a bomb scare in Cambridge. Why anyone would see fit to blow […]Read more "A Post About Nothing – 29th October"
Today is Monday. Arsenal’s unbeaten run extends to eleven games. #SmileLDN was a massive success on Saturday. Thanks to everyone who took part. Next up: Shoreditch this Saturday. Please get involved by uploading pics of yourself and others smiling to Instagram, using the hashtag. Tottenham Hotspur 3 – West Ham United 0 The Daily Fail manages […]Read more "A Post About Nothing – 7th October"
Today is Monday. David Moyes continues to throw his team under the bus by claiming they have no chance of winning the Champion’s League because they need five world class players. David, if you’re reading this, here’s a book for you, How To Win Friends & Influence People. Breaking Bad ended last night, I don’t watch […]Read more "A Post About Nothing – 30th September"
The Costa Concordia is being salvaged, I wonder if it will be rebranded? Drake’s Nothing Was The Same leaked late on Sunday, it’s already been labelled a classic. Humans are a disease on this planet. Today is Tuesday. Russell Brand is a legend for what he said at the GQ Awards, maybe Hugo Boss should have rebranded […]Read more "A Post About Nothing – 17th September"
Some sort of mobile telecommunications device is being announced tomorrow, it’s getting tech geeks around the world more excited than a 17 year-old lad about to pop his cherry for the first time. Hollywood says goodbye to a big screen icon as Jack Nicholson announces his retirement from acting. I think he’s off to sniff […]Read more "A Post About Nothing – September 9th"
Sadly, I didn’t get to whine pon a Caribbean woman with an arse too big for her own good (and mine). Until next time though…. I was watching, intently, two girls get ‘high’ off laughing gas for a good two minutes. They looked like, excuse my French, fucking morons. I’ve never seen anything so ridiculous. […]Read more "A Post About Nothing – 27th August"
By Jesse Bernard The birds are still buzzing and the bees are still singing. Bradley Manning was sentenced to 35 years for doing a good thing. Whilst America finds new ways to exceed its backwards ways. Just hope the NSA aren’t avid readers of Marvin’s Corridor. Looks like Gareth Bale might be on his […]Read more "A Post About Nothing – 22nd August"